4/29/13

Southern Style Green Beans

Slow-cooked green beans with onions and bacon drippings.


Sometimes I think I could be a vegetarian.  And then I remember how much I love fried chicken and onion sausage and ribeyes and I’m cured of that delusion.  But sometimes, though, seriously, I’m totally content with a big ole plate of vegetables.

Slow-cooked, Southern-style green beans are one of the vegetables that could call me to the vegetarian altar.  I could seriously eat a quart of them.  And serve them with a few wedges of skillet cornbread too?? Y’all wouldn't hear from me for hours.  I’d just be sitting in the corner somewhere eating my green beans and cornbread hoping nobody else wanted any.

And don’t get me wrong, I like green beans cooked in more delicate ways where they’re only slightly cooked and served al dente too.   I just like them like this better.


Southern Style Green Beans
2 pounds fresh green beans
1 medium onion, diced
3 tablespoons bacon drippings*
1 cup chicken broth (water will work fine too)
1 teaspoon salt

Rinse beans in cold water.  Snap the ends off the beans then snap each bean into 2-inch pieces.  Set aside.

Heat bacon drippings in a large skillet over medium-high heat (feel free to just chop up some bacon and cook it down a little with the onions rather than just using the drippings).  Add onion and sauté for 2-3 minutes.  Add beans and continue sautéing for an additional 5 minutes or until onions are translucent.

Add beans and onions to a medium-sized saucepan.  Add chicken broth and salt, stir to combine, then cover and cook over medium-low heat for one hour, stirring occasionally.

*Substitute vegetable or olive oil for bacon drippings if necessary then ask the Lord for forgiveness for throwing away your bacon grease.


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4/27/13

Key Lime Pie Dip

A sweet and creamy dip perfect for graham crackers and fruit that tastes just like the classic pie made with lime juice, cream cheese and sweetened condensed milk!

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

  1. JUMP TO THE RECIPE
  2. SERVING SUGGESTIONS
  3. DIPS & SALADS PERFECT FOR SUMMER VACATION

If you're anything like me, the heat of summer will have you looking for ways to cool down, which means you'll likely end up at the beach, the lake or the pool at some point.

And that means you'll be packing up a cooler to feed friends and family or making your vacation grocery list. 

Let me stop right here a minute because I just got smacked hard with a memory. I can't look at a ham sandwich without thinking about summer vacations at the beach as a child. For some reason, that was our go-to lunch and, to this day, I crave ham sandwiches anytime I've been swimming. Ha!

Key Lime Pie Dip! A sweet and creamy dip perfect for graham crackers and fruit that tastes just like the classic pie made with lime juice, cream cheese and sweetened condensed milk!

I lean more toward dips and salads when meal prepping for days on the water. I love to make chicken salad, ham salad and egg salad for lunches (recipes below) and like to whip up sweet dips like this one for dessert!

It's pretty hard to store and serve a cream pie at the beach (lake or pool), but it's easy to whip out a Tupperware container of this dip and a box of graham crackers or sliced fruit and dig in!

Kids and adults alike love this recipe and everyone always asks for the recipe!

Key Lime Pie Dip! A sweet and creamy dip perfect for graham crackers and fruit that tastes just like the classic pie made with lime juice, cream cheese and sweetened condensed milk!

NOTES ON MAKING KEY LIME PIE DIP

  1. Make sure the cream cheese is fully softened at room temperature to ensure the dip is silky smooth.
  2. Key lime juice is best but regular limes work just fine.
  3. Definitely use fresh lime juice. That bottled stuff just isn't the same.
  4. You can absolutely use this recipe to make pie filling! Just reduce the lime juice to 1/3 cup so everything sets up firm enough to slice.

Key Lime Pie Dip! A sweet and creamy dip perfect for graham crackers and fruit that tastes just like the classic pie made with lime juice, cream cheese and sweetened condensed milk!

SERVING SUGGESTIONS

  • Graham crackers are definitely my favorite but lemon cookies, ginger snaps and coconut cookies are great too.
  • Teddy Graham cookies are fun for the kiddos!
  • Fruit kebabs on wooden or bamboo skewers are beautiful with this (strawberries, grapes, melon, pineapple, etc.).
  • Make a charcuterie board with fresh fruit, fruity pastel marshmallows (make into mini kebabs on toothpicks!), and a variety of cookies!

Key Lime Pie Dip! A sweet and creamy dip perfect for graham crackers and fruit that tastes just like the classic pie made with lime juice, cream cheese and sweetened condensed milk!

DIPS & SALADS PERFECT FOR SUMMER VACATION

Southern Shrimp Dip - A party pleasing appetizer recipe with shrimp, cream cheese, Cajun seasoning and tons of flavor perfect on crackers. 

Classic Egg Salad - A classic Egg Salad recipe with tips for easy-peel eggs. The secret to this recipe is the three spices you add just a dash of. 

Ham Salad - Also called Deviled Ham Salad, this sandwich spread recipe is made with ground or chopped leftover ham, sweet pickle relish and mayo.

Old-Fashioned Pimento Cheese - A simple recipe for classic Southern pimento cheese spread made with cheddar cheese, pimentos, mayo, a little seasoning (and no cream cheese). 

Chicken Salad 3 Ways - Cranberry Pecan, Classic and Avocado Ranch chicken salad recipes and the BEST way to cook chicken breasts for chicken salad! 

Seafood Salad - A quick and easy seafood salad recipe made with imitation crab that's perfect for sandwiches, rolls or crackers and always a hit! 

Recipe for Key Lime Pie Dip

Key Lime Pie Dip! A sweet and creamy dip perfect for graham crackers and fruit that tastes just like the classic pie made with lime juice, cream cheese and sweetened condensed milk!

Key Lime Pie Dip

Key Lime Pie Dip
Yield: 1 quart
Author: Mandy Rivers | South Your Mouth
Prep time: 15 MinTotal time: 15 Min

A sweet and creamy dip perfect for graham crackers and fruit that tastes just like the classic pie made with lime juice, cream cheese and sweetened condensed milk!

Ingredients

  • 1 14-oz. can sweetened condensed milk
  • 1 8-oz. block cream cheese, at room temperature
  • 1/2 cup fresh lime juice
  • 1 tablespoon lime zest
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • 1 8-oz. tub cool whip, thawed
  • Graham crackers for dipping

Instructions

  1. Combine sweetened condensed milk and cream cheese then beat with an electric mixer on medium speed until smooth.
  2. Add lime juice, zest and powdered sugar then mix until blended.
  3. Fold in cool whip then mix until just combined.
  4. Add mixture to a serving bowl then refrigerate 6 hours or overnight.
  5. Serve with graham crackers.

Notes

  • Make sure the cream cheese is fully softened at room temperature to ensure the dip is silky smooth.
  • Key lime juice is best but regular limes work just fine.
  • Definitely use fresh lime juice. That bottled stuff just isn't the same.
  • You can absolutely use this recipe to make pie filling! Just reduce the lime juice to 1/3 cup so everything sets up firm enough to slice.
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dessert, dip
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4/23/13

Summer Citrus Sangria

A truly authentic sangria doesn't have much more than fruit and wine but once upon a time a friend made a sangria recipe she found in a magazine and I've been using that as a base recipe ever since.  I have searched and searched for that original recipe so that I could credit the magazine that published it but I've never been able to find it.  If you do, please, PLEASE send me a link!

I was in a citrus mood this weekend and just happened to have a bottle of orange vodka so I decided to go with an all-citrus line-up but you can certainly change this up any way you like!


Summer Citrus Sangria
1 ruby red grapefruit (though mine sure wasn't very red!)
1 lime
1 orange
1 lemon
1 1/4 cup sugar (or to taste)
1 cup orange vodka*
1 bottle chardonnay
1 can lemon-lime soda

Clean and slice the fruit reserving half of the grapefruit.  Juice the reserved grapefruit half and add juice to a 2-quart pitcher.  Add fruit slices, sugar and vodka to pitcher and stir until sugar is dissolved.  Let fruit mixture rest for at least 4 hours (or overnight).

When ready to serve, add chardonnay and lemon-lime soda.  Serve over ice.

*I used Absolut Mandrin

Original Sangria Recipe
1 peach
1 lime
1 orange
1 lemon
1 cup sugar
1 cup vodka
1 cup triple sec
1 bottle dry white wine
1 can lemon-lime soda

Clean and slice the fruit and add to a 2-quart pitcher.  Add sugar, vodka and triple sec and stir until sugar is dissolved.  Let fruit mixture rest for at least 4 hours (or overnight).

When ready to serve add wine and lemon-lime soda.  Serve over ice.


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4/22/13

Baked Barbequed Chicken

An oven-roasted BBQ chicken recipe for legs, thighs or leg quarters cooked low-and-slow in the oven that tastes like it came right off the grill.

TABLE OF CONTENTS:

  1. JUMP TO THE RECIPE
  2. MY FAVORITE SPICES FOR CHICKEN
  3. RECIPE NOTES WORTH READING

When I was growing up (well, even still today), my daddy did all the grilling. And not on any gas grill either. He’s a charcoal man.

When Husband and I got married, one of the first things I did was go out and buy a nice grill. I knew that a gas grill wouldn't be as good as charcoal but considering our busy schedules, I figured we’d use the gas grill more.

I figured wrong. We've hardly touched the thing. You know why? Because Husband is as interested in cooking as I am in hockey.

I use it some but quite honestly, every time we have a crowd over (which is often) I’m so busy preparing all the other stuff and making sure the kids don’t drown that manning the grill just isn't something that works for me.

Baked Barbequed Chicken! An oven-roasted BBQ chicken recipe for legs, thighs or leg quarters cooked low-and-slow in the oven that tastes like it came right off the grill.

Plus, come about July or so, it gets to be about 437 degrees here in South Carolina in the middle of the afternoon and I just ain't interested enough in it to endure a heat stroke.

So I've figured out how to cook just about everything in the oven and one of my favorites is barbequed chicken.

Let me just go on the record now and say that nothing can replace the flavor of good ole coal-grilled barbeque chicken. And, yes, I know that by cooking it in the oven I really can’t call it barbequed. Just work with me here.

It looks, tastes, smells and eats an awful lot like real barbequed chicken. Except it’s EASY and requires no tending to, flipping, sweating, gnat-swatting or IVs to prepare.

Baked Barbequed Chicken! An oven-roasted BBQ chicken recipe for legs, thighs or leg quarters cooked low-and-slow in the oven that tastes like it came right off the grill.

HOW TO SEASON OVEN BAKED BBQ CHICKEN

Each and every time I cook chicken, I use the same spice blend. I use it so much, I gave it a name: Chicken Scratch. I make big batches of it that I keep in an old plastic garlic powder container (one of those BIG ones from Sam's or Costco). 

It's less than 25% salt so you can use it very liberally. I don't find it to be too spicy (neither do the kids) but if you're worried about the heat, reduce the amount of cayenne pepper or substitute with additional black pepper.

The recipe is included in the recipe card below.

Baked Barbequed Chicken! An oven-roasted BBQ chicken recipe for legs, thighs or leg quarters cooked low-and-slow in the oven that tastes like it came right off the grill.

NOTES ON COOKING BAKED BBQ CHICKEN

  • You can use any bone-in, skin-on chicken pieces but dark meat works the best with this low-and-slow cooking method (there’s enough fat and skin to keep the chicken from drying out). Reduce cooking time if using bone-in, skin-on breasts; checking to see if they’re done after about an hour.
  • If your chicken pieces are on the small side, deduce initial cooking time by 15 minutes.
  • Use whichever BBQ sauce you like best.  

Recipe for Baked Barbequed Chicken

Baked Barbequed Chicken

Baked Barbequed Chicken
Yield: 10 Pieces
Author: Mandy Rivers | South Your Mouth
Prep time: 10 MinCook time: 2 HourTotal time: 2 H & 10 M
An oven-roasted BBQ chicken recipe for legs, thighs or leg quarters cooked low-and-slow in the oven that tastes like it came right off the grill.

Ingredients

Chicken
  • 10 chicken legs or thighs
  • 2 tablespoons olive oil
  • 2 tablespoons Chicken Scratch (recipe below)
  • 3/4 cup barbeque sauce
Chicken Scratch Seasoning
  • 3 tablespoons salt
  • 3 tablespoons paprika
  • 3 tablespoons garlic powder
  • 1 tablespoon dried thyme
  • 1 tablespoon white pepper
  • 1 tablespoon black pepper
  • 1 tablespoon cayenne pepper
  • 1 tablespoon onion powder

Instructions

Chicken
  1. Preheat oven to 325 degrees.
  2. Wash chicken pieces then blot dry with paper towels.
  3. Place chicken in a large bowl then toss with olive oil until thoroughly coated. Add Chicken Scratch then mix well. I think it’s best to do this with your hands so you can really make sure the chicken is thoroughly and evenly covered with the oil and seasoning.
  4. Line a large baking pan with aluminum foil (optional - just makes for easy clean-up). Spray pan with cooking spray then arrange chicken pieces evenly.
  5. Cook at 325 degrees for 1 hour and 45 minutes. Baste with barbeque sauce then return to oven and cook for an additional 15 minutes (total cooking time: 2 hours).
Chicken Scratch
  1. Mix all ingredients together and store in an airtight container.

Notes

  • You can use any bone-in, skin-on chicken pieces but dark meat works the best with this low-and-slow cooking method (there’s enough fat and skin to keep the chicken from drying out). Reduce cooking time if using bone-in, skin-on breasts; checking to see if they’re done after about an hour.
  • If your chicken pieces are on the small side, deduce initial cooking time by 15 minutes.
  • Use whichever BBQ sauce you like best.
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dinner
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4/15/13

Southern Fried Fish Nuggets

I grew up eating fish and shellfish.  And I LOVE IT ALL (something to know about me... if it gets in the water, I will eat it). We lived near the Congaree River and spent most weekends fishing for and eating bream, rockfish, catfish, etc.  We vacationed at the Chesapeake Bay (where my mom’s from) and Edisto Island, SC during the summer and spent weeks at a time crabbing for and eating blue crabs. We lived close enough to the coast to be able by buy fresh shrimp off the backs of pick-up trucks bringing in their haul through our neck of the woods.

I tell you all this because since I've been married to my mainland, white bread, meat & potato eating Canadian husband, I don’t cook (and therefore eat) fish and shellfish much anymore.

I recently discovered that my Brutus loves it like I do. Now, every time we go out to eat, the first thing he asks is if they have fish and shrimp. Most kids love McDonald’s, my Brutus loves Captain D’s.

Since Husband spent the entire weekend golfing, I decided to load the onions up and spend some time with my folks this weekend. Yesterday, we cranked up the gas stove and cast iron pot on the screened porch and went to town frying fish and shrimp.

Brutus had “fish nuggets” on our Disney vacation and hasn't stopped talking about them since so we decided to cut our fillets into “nuggets” just for Brutus.

EARTH-SHATTERING SCIENTIFIC DATA: KIDS LOVE NUGGETS.

This is really just the same recipe from my other post about Southern Fried Fish, so I’m going to copy in some of that post real quick…

...We have two awesome seafood breaders readily available in my neck of the woods that are amazeballs... one from House of Autry and one from Adluh. But I've learned writing this blog that you guys don't always have access to the same things I do so I decided I would try to create a recipe for a fish fry that you could make.

And just in case the Zombie Apocalypse knocks out my two favorite mills, I'll have a backup plan for frying fish.

There was really only one flavor that I was sure about, and that was onion powder. I've picked up on that for sure over the years but I wasn't really sure what else was in there. I took a glance at the House of Autry Seafood Breader package and the only spice/flavor/herb/seasoning mentioned at all was.... ta-da.... onion powder.

I decided against garlic and after sniffing most of my spice cabinet, settled on a pretty basic lineup. I heated the grease, dredged the fish, fried it up and.... fell in love. Serve with a big basket of homemade Hush Puppies for an authentic Southern fish fry experience...



All Daddy does is lightly dust the fish in seafood breader and plop it in some hot oil. I soak mine in buttermilk and hot sauce first but since that’s not how these were cooked, I’m sticking with how Daddy did it.

Fish Nuggets
2 pounds cod or catfish fillets cut into 1-inch nuggets
Salt
2 cups seafood breader or South Your Mouth Fish Fry (recipe below)
Vegetable oil

Heat a minimum of 4 inches of oil in a deep skillet or wide pan to 350 degrees (medium-high heat). Lightly salt the fish nuggets. Add fish nuggets and seafood breader to a large, lidded plastic container or brown paper bag and shake to coat. Shaking off excess breader, add fish to hot oil and cook until golden brown. Remove to a cooling rack or pan lined with paper towels.

South Your Mouth Fish Fry
1 1/2 cups medium ground cornmeal*
1/2 cup flour
1 tablespoon salt
1 tablespoon onion powder
1 tablespoon black pepper
2 teaspoons paprika

Mix all ingredients and store in an airtight container. Use for frying fish or shellfish.

*If using self-rising cornmeal, increase amount to 2 cups and omit flour.


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4/11/13

Pan-Fried Chicken Tenders

OK, first things first. You have to make a batch of the Chicken Scratch seasoning that I make these chicken tenders with. I promise you will love it. If it ever had feathers on it, I put Chicken Scratch on it. Period.  I posted a few recipes below that also use the Chicken Scratch... ya know, to try to lure you in to making some :)

I don’t fry often because deep-frying anything is time consuming, expensive, fattening and messy but the great thing about these chicken tenders is that you’re really just pan-frying them. You just use enough oil to cook the tenders on each side - you don’t have to submerge them in the oil. Chicken tenders are great for this cooking method because they’re light enough that they won’t sink to the bottom of the pan and burn and they are small enough to cook quickly.


Pan-Fried Chicken Tenders
1 pound chicken tenderloins
2 tablespoons Chicken Scratch, divided (recipe below)
1 egg
1/4 cup milk
1/4 cup hot sauce
1 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 teaspoon black pepper
1/4 teaspoon dry mustard
Vegetable oil

Season chicken with 1 tablespoon Chicken Scratch; set aside.

Whisk egg, milk and hot sauce in a shallow bowl; set aside.

Combine remaining 1 tablespoon Chicken Scratch, flour, black pepper and dry mustard in a shallow bowl; set aside.

Working in batches, dip seasoned chicken in egg wash then toss to coat in flour mixture. Place chicken on a cooling rack or plate lined with wax paper and refrigerate until ready to use.  Allowing them to rest a bit will help the breading stick to the chicken tenders.

Heat 1 inch of vegetable oil in a large cast iron skillet until temperature reaches 335-340 degrees. Fry the chicken until golden brown and crispy, turning once (about 5 minutes) then drain on cooling rack or paper towels.

Serve with honey mustard or your favorite dipping sauce. P.S.... I have it on good authority that Chick-fil-A Sauce is just honey mustard with a little barbeque sauce mixed in.

Chicken Scratch
This is a seasoning mix I came up with years ago that I use each and every time I cook chicken. For more recipes using Chicken Scratch, click here.
3 tablespoons salt
3 tablespoons paprika
3 tablespoons garlic powder
1 tablespoon dried thyme
1 tablespoon white pepper
1 tablespoon black pepper
1 tablespoon cayenne pepper*
1 tablespoon onion powder

Mix all ingredients together and store in an airtight container. I keep mine in a large used spice container that still has its shaker top for easy use. Season chicken or other poultry LIBERALLY with mix (this is made with less than 25% salt so you can rock it out!)

*if you prefer a Southwest vibe, use chili powder instead

UPDATE! This recipe was "Pintested" by Pintesting and received 4.5 out of 5 pins! Read the review here 😜


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4/10/13

Ted and His Magazine Can Suck It

Last year I started getting XYZ Magazine.  I have no idea why and thought someone had bought me the subscription as a gift or something.  Honestly, I don’t have time for matters that don’t need to be fed, bathed or taken to practice, that aren't life threatening and that don’t have to do with earning money or paying bills so I didn't think too much about it.

I've never even opened one of the magazines because it’s SO not me.  It’s one of those high-dollar glossy fashion magazines. Yeah… no.

Anywho, I was checking my account today (because that gets filed under “earning money and paying bills”) and saw a charge for $44.95 for a subscription for the magazine.

After spending 37 minutes looking for a ferkin phone number for them, I was finally able to call.  Then I proceeded to listen to an automated directory, had to call back twice because I was reading email instead of listening and didn't know which buttons to press and that all took a good 15 minutes.

So by the time I got “Ted” on the phone – and can I just call BS on his name being Ted? – I was good and pissed off.

This was our conversation:

Ted:  What is your account number?

Me:  I don’t know.  I didn't even know I had an account number until 52 minutes ago. (Then I gave him all my info and he pulled up the account)

Ted:  What can I help you with?

Me:  Um, yeah, you guys just charged my debit card for a subscription and I don’t know why.  I want the money back... it was $44.95.  I’ve never subscribed to your magazine.  I have no idea how you have my card number.  Actually, I’ve been getting this for a year and I suppose I paid for that subscription too because somebody somewhere sometime hijacked my card number which is odd because now I have a NEW card number but whatever, I just want my money back for this one and for you to never charge me again. And, not to be mean or anything, but I’ve never even opened the ones I’ve gotten because y’all just aren’t my thing.

Ted:  Why do you wish to cancel the subscription?

Me:  Yeah, um, I just told you that.

Ted:  Can you repeat it?

Me:  No.  I can’t.  I literally JUST told you like a whole 5 minute speech about ALL the reasons I want to cancel.

Ted: silence

Me:  Hello??

Ted:  I’m waiting for your response so I can enter it into your account.

Me:  I’m not telling you.

Ted:  Ma’am?

Me:  I’m not telling you again.  Make something up.

Ted:  I am not permitted to make something up.

Me:  Wha?? Are you a pod person or something? And the alien Big Brother will like pull your cord if you get off script?

Ted:  Are you dissatisfied with the quality with the content?

Me:  I cannot answer that question.

Ted:  Why not, ma’am?

Me:  If you’d been listening the first time you’d know the answer to that.

Ted:  OK, I've credited your card in the amount of $41.12

Me:  Why $41.12?  I want the whole $44.95 back.

Ted:  You've already received one issue.

Me:  We've got a problem.

Ted:  What is that, ma’am?

Me:  Remember the part of this conversation where I already explained all of this but you weren't listening?

Ted:  Um... ah...

Me:  Ted, here’s what you’re going to do.  You’re going to give me the entire $44.95 back and then when we get off the phone you’re going to listen to the recording of this conversation and you’re going to hear the part about me being an attorney and hear me tell you that I’m recording this conversation too and that I've got my accountant pulling my card statements from 2012 and that when he finds where you asshats charged me the first time by fraudulent means I’m going to sue you.

Ted:  OK, I've credited your card for the full amount and we will be sending you a $25 gift card in the mail to such-and-such store for your troubles.

Me:  Thank you, Ted.



This is what I felt like when I was on the phone with Ted.  This is Crying Tyler.  If you don't know about Crying Tyler, read this.