OK, sometimes I write stuff that has nothing to do with cooking or recipes. Some of it's funny and most of you take it as the satire it is but every now and again I get hate mail riddled with apocalyptic bible verses email from folks telling me what a piece of unladylike, demon-spawned trash I am.

Yeah, for reals.

So... enter at your own risk :)

They let me be on Food Network. No, really, they did.
Part One
Part Two (one of these days I'm going to write this)

I should totally have my own column.
Tips for Hosting the Perfect Thanksgiving. Or Not.
Top 10 Things You Need to Accept About Christmas

Ten Things Nobody Tells You About Becoming a Mom

My family will need therapy one day.
13 Types of Baseball Moms

Husband & the Colonoscopy
Me plus Juice Newton equals Tammy Faye
Trouser Socks, Demon Beasts & Morning Perspective
Warning: I'm (prolly) Not Listening

I promise I wasn't drinking when I wrote these.

5 Totally Off-Sides Kitchen Posters
Picture Day
Ted and His Magazine Can Suck It

Somewhat 'food' related. Kinda.
20 Things You Need in Your Kitchen to Cook Like a Pro

Cooking Tips and My Two Cents
Cooking Quiz
Honky Tonk Hostage
Nailed It
Stop Ruining the Cookies

Cue the Lifetime Television made-for-TV movie soundtrack (any will do).
Are You Already Awesome?
Be With the Friends Who Are Here
Lunchbox Notes