November 4, 2011

5 Totally Off-Sides Kitchen Posters

I'll be the first to admit that my sense of humor is, at best, off-sides.  In reality it's probably just plain tasteless and crude.

As I'm moving through the grueling task of merging things from my old website with this (soon to be totally awesome) blog, I came across these "posters" I made once upon a time.  And they made me laugh.  So I thought I'd take a break from formatting, archiving, etc. and have some fun.

Oh, and contrary to what you'll likely think once you've had a look at these, I actually don't do drugs, drink frequently or swear at my children (at least not to their faces).

Honk if you think I could sell these as greeting cards.











Peace, y'all.


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19 comments:

  1. HONK HONK HONK!!!! Those are freaking hysterical!

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  2. HONK! HONK! BEEP! BEEP! AND ANY OTHER SOUND A HORN WOULD MAKE! I LOVE IT, THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE THIS WARPED!

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  3. OH MY GOSH- the conversation I had with my daughter about elbows (not that harsh mind you) is the reason my mother-in-law hates me today LOLOLOL Love it!! Thanks for the laugh!

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  4. Ridiculously funny! I love the whole blog already, but these just sealed the deal. So glad my sick mind is shared!

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  5. I have to share! These are hilarious! Thank you for such a wonderful laugh <3.

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  6. HONK, HONK, HONK! Thanks for the laughs!

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  7. Last one is my favorite!!!! Lovin your humor!

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  8. Love them all... Honks from Northern Ireland ! :) :)

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  9. OMG! HONK!! Please send me one of the water bong and one of Tuesday...Best day ever! LOL BTW, I'm pretty sure that you, my sister Terri and I were all separated at birth :) Peace Out!

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  10. Holy crapola!!! I just can't quit laughing. First it was the husband and the colonoscopy and now these. Just what my soul needed. I do think we could be fast friends.

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  11. Honk, honk, & O-o-o GA! Love these!

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